Contributed by: remy Thursday, 16 October 2025, 12:26
"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."
Copy answers replacing misspellings with corrections.
Add corresponding friends to address-book.
And there are a lot more. Sometimes bare boned, but mostly funny.
Perform sex thru night varying position from top to bottom until tired out
Perform act varying response from boredom to tears by falling in water until tiredness is greater than resistance, after permission from organiser by phone until completion is less than probable.
Perform for varying promises from girl-friend by waiting until midnight, after travelling from Coventry by bus until Christmas.
Sort ladies on ascending scale, using feather-duster giving pleasure.
Write committee-minutes from memory before advancing higher.
Call colleagues with intercom.
Close door with lock.
Read book at end close it.
Release prisoner from jail.
Seek world record.
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